If My Nose Is Awful...

I (Marie) have an annoying obsession with my nose. I think it's awful and nobody will make me think differently. All my friends are absolutely tired of hearing me say that I'd like to have a different nose because mine is horrible. But if "horrible" is a proper adjetive for my nose, I don't know which would be the proper adjetive for this one. I can only think of ONE nose which is more horrible than mine: Linda McCartney's!!

HERE'S THE EVIDENCE!!

Don't try to hide it, Linda!! Unhappily, we can still see it!