Alex "Merdas"

This section is about the Beatles´ most hateful friend: Alexis Mardas a.k.a. magic alex.

But the question is: Why do we call him "Alex Merdas" instead of "Alex Mardas"?

Well, first of all, you have to know that "Merdas" in Argentinean is the same as "Mierdas" in Spanish; and "mierdas" means "lots of shit". Now, don't tell me you don't understand why we think Magic Alex was a turd!

IT'S SIMPLE!!

First, Look at this picture:

That is not a face of a very enlightened person, is it? But hold on! The face is not all. Here are some promises Alexis MERDAS made to The Beatles (specially to John Lennon):

*- An artificial sun

*- Loudspeakers made of wallpaper

*- A house which hovered supported by an invisible beam

*- A flying saucer

*- An invisible force-field around Ringo to get a clearer drum sound

*- The Electric Apple - this would give off light and play music

*- Glowing paint that made things disappear

*- The Nothing Box - a box with twelve lights that flashed at random

*- 72-track recording studio

*- A solar-powered electric guitar.

What do you have to say now?

We have to say he's an IDIOT!!!!

Now, if you want to read a real MERDAS bio, go here.